I'm just being ronest

1. Tons of adorable dogs
2. Lots of veggie/vegan food
3. Gay friendly
4. Great views
5. Great weather
6. Lots of young people

spotted: Bruce Vilanch and a table full of young latino men. Creepin at the gay club, lurkin in a corner.

So far my LA celeb spottings have been:

Courtney Stodden

Bob Barker

Bruce Vilanch

Cool.

Why gay clubs are the best:

1. great music

2. no creepy guys

3. the guys actually appreciate your cute outfit

Sorry for the hiatus. I was lyk moving and lyk starting a jb and lyk doing all kinds of madness. I’ll catch you up:

1. I got a job at PETA

2. I moved to LA

3. I work at 7am aka go to bed at 6pm

4. I tried to do an at home work-out and currently can’t walk bc my calves are mush.

There! You’re all caught up.

Many more rants about all the weird new stuff in my life to come!

Don’t know why everyone’s freaking out about the coachella lineup. I don’t see Justin bieber OR the glee cast on the list.

Just caught myself writing a tweet about how hilarious the show “my cat from hell” is when I realized that it’s a Saturday night and I’m watchin a tv show about cats. This is a new low. Now not only am I snuggling with my cat on a Saturday night, but we’re watching a show about cats. Someone help me.

Today I was humming “a few of my favorite things for when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I’m feeeeeeeeeling sad…”

And then I started thinking about my favorite things…

Stretchy Pants

Spanx

Built in bra tank tops

push up bras

And then I realized what they all have in common…

Thank god for clothing that fools people into thinking I’m skinny AND have a nice rack!

Suckaz!!!!!!!!!